There’s lots of chatter about on twitter and other places about spamferences. I get invites of dubious grammer at the rate of several per week to all sorts of weird and wonderful conferences of uncertain merit at distant locations around the world.
Today’s invite is special, though. The invite says, among many other things:
Your path and experience may guide many young researchers to be a successful scientist in the world. With your majestic presence which will take the conference to a supreme level and also will support to harness the current and future research in… [insert a research area I have NEVER published in!]
My majestic presence? Been called many things over the years, but majestic, wow!